faraashah:

if my husband doesn’t cry when he sees me on our wedding day I will softy kick him in the shin until he sheds a tear 

(Source: niqabisinparis, via thatscaptaincarrietoyou)

flowauh:

"There is nothing prettier than a beach at 5 AM with its silence waves and cold wind"
lost-summer:

Guys this is the front page of my local newspaper
seconddrink:

Parenting: you’re doing it right

SO RIGHT.
snapturbating:

what an idiot
jillyd4:

myusernamehere:

thegoatjustatethemoney:


Interviewer: If you are in the mood and you don’t have a boyfriend, what do you do?Adele: Uhm, I just go to sleep.Interviewer: But you have to do it!Adele: No, you don’t have to do it.Interviewer: But it’s good for you!Adele: It’s good for you but you don’t have to do it … I don’t really want to talk about masturbating on TV when there’s cameras.Interviewer: I was not talking about masturbating, I was talking about singing!Adele: Oh my god.

ADELE YOU FUCKING HERO

*DEAD*

CRYING
mothernaturenetwork:

Veggie ice cream: Crime against dessert or ripe idea?Hagaan Dazs introduces ice cream made with vegetables in Japan.